“Uncle Podger Hangs a Picture” by Jerome K. Jerome is a hilarious and satirical extract from his famous book Three Men in a Boat. The story portrays Uncle Podger as an overconfident, chaotic, and disorganized man who turns a simple chore – hanging a picture on a wall – into a massive, noisy, and stressful project involving the entire household.
When a new picture arrives, Uncle Podger boasts that nobody should worry because he will do the task all by himself. However, he immediately begins delegating work to everyone. He sends the maid for nails, sends Tom after her to specify the size, orders Will to fetch the hammer, Tom to get the rule, Jim to borrow a spirit level from a neighbor, and Aunt Maria to hold the lamp.
In the process of hanging the picture, Uncle Podger creates endless commotion: he drops the picture and cuts his finger on the broken glass, loses his coat while sitting on it, drops the nail, loses the hammer, forgets the mark on the wall, falls onto the piano while reaching with a string, smashes his thumb with the hammer, and drops it on someone’s toes. Despite blaming everyone else for being careless and calling them fools, he takes all the credit when the picture is finally hung late at night, crooked and insecure, on a ruined wall.
Charwoman – A woman employed to clean a house /
Spirit level – An instrument used to check if a surface is perfectly horizontal or level /
Ladder – Stairs made of metal or bamboo used for climbing /
Semi-circle – Half of a circle /
Critical moment – A crucial or decisive point in time /
Curse / Bad language – Profanity or abusive words /
Crooked – Not straight, bent or slanting /
English Note: Jerome K. Jerome (1859 – 1927) was an English writer and humorist. His early life was filled with immense poverty. His marriage in 1888 and a subsequent wedding trip rowing on the Thames River inspired his most celebrated comic masterpiece, Three Men in a Boat.
Charwoman – A woman employed to clean a house / рдШрд░ рдХреА рд╕рдлрд╛рдИ рдХрд░рдиреЗ рд╡рд╛рд▓реА рдорд╣рд┐рд▓рд╛
Spirit level – An instrument used to check if a surface is perfectly horizontal or level / рд╕рддрд╣ рдХрд╛ рд╕рдорддрд▓ рдорд╛рдкрдиреЗ рд╡рд╛рд▓рд╛ рдпрдВрддреНрд░ (рд╕реНрдкрд┐рд░рд┐рдЯ рд▓реЗрд╡рд▓)
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Task: Given below is a list of items Uncle Podger used in order to hang the picture. Read the story again and list them in the order in which they are used in the story: (string, nails, ladder, picture, hammer, rule, spirit level, light, picture cord).
Correct Chronological Order of Items:
Picture (dropped at the very start)
Nails (sent maid for six-pennyworth of nails)
Hammer (asked Will to fetch)
Rule (asked Tom to bring)
Ladder (asked for step-ladder)
Spirit level (sent Jim to borrow from Mr. Goggles)
Light (asked Aunt Maria to hold)
Picture cord (sent maid out again to buy)
String (used later when he lost the mark on the wall)
Do you think the children in the house were fools? Why did Uncle Podger think so about them?
ЁЯТб Solution:
No, the children in the house were not fools at all; they were obediently helping Uncle Podger. Uncle Podger thought they were fools because of his own impatience, arrogance, and inability to accept his own mistakes when he lost items like his coat, hammer, or the mark on the wall.
No, the children in the house were not fools at all; they were obediently helping Uncle Podger. Uncle Podger thought they were fools because of his own impatience, arrogance, and inability to accept his own mistakes when he lost items like his coat, hammer, or the mark on the wall.
Despite telling that he would hang the picture himself, why was Uncle Podger not able to do it?
ЁЯТб Solution:
Uncle Podger was not able to do it easily because he was extremely disorganized, clumsy, forgetful, and careless. Instead of doing the work efficiently, he created chaos, dropped tools, injured himself, and depended on seven other people to assist him.
Uncle Podger was not able to do it easily because he was extremely disorganized, clumsy, forgetful, and careless. Instead of doing the work efficiently, he created chaos, dropped tools, injured himself, and depended on seven other people to assist him.
The story of hanging the picture is incomplete. Write what happened after Uncle Podger dropped the hammer at the end of the story
ЁЯТб Solution:
After Uncle Podger dropped the hammer on somebody’s toes, he would dance around in pain and curse. After comforting his injured thumb and finding the hammer again, he would make a new mark on the wall, smash the wall with a heavy blow, ruin the plaster, and finally hang the picture late at night, crooked and insecure.
After Uncle Podger dropped the hammer on somebody’s toes, he would dance around in pain and curse. After comforting his injured thumb and finding the hammer again, he would make a new mark on the wall, smash the wall with a heavy blow, ruin the plaster, and finally hang the picture late at night, crooked and insecure.
What did Aunt Maria say when Uncle Podger used bad language? What does it tell you about her character?
ЁЯТб Solution:
Aunt Maria quietly said that she would not allow the children to stand round and hear such bad language. This shows that she was a polite, dignified, disciplined, and responsible mother who cared deeply for her children’s upbringing.
Aunt Maria quietly said that she would not allow the children to stand round and hear such bad language. This shows that she was a polite, dignified, disciplined, and responsible mother who cared deeply for her children’s upbringing.
Did Aunt Maria have confidence that Uncle Podger will hang the picture? Quote the line that makes you think so
ЁЯТб Solution:
No, Aunt Maria had no confidence in Uncle Podger’s ability. The line that proves this is: “Aunt Maria would say quietly that, next time Uncle Podger was going to hammer a nail into the wall, she hoped he’d let her know in time, so that she could make arrangements to go and spend a week with her mother while it was being done.”
No, Aunt Maria had no confidence in Uncle Podger’s ability. The line that proves this is: “Aunt Maria would say quietly that, next time Uncle Podger was going to hammer a nail into the wall, she hoped he’d let her know in time, so that she could make arrangements to go and spend a week with her mother while it was being done.”
Uncle Podger failed at least four times during the process:
First attempt: Dropped the picture and broke the glass.
Second attempt: Dropped the nail and lost it on the floor.
Third attempt: Lost sight of the mark on the wall and lost the hammer.
Fourth attempt: The string slipped and he fell heavily onto the piano, then hit his thumb with the hammer on the next try.
Section 3
Vocabulary Exercises
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Exercise III
Matching Incidents to Character Adjectives
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Matching Incidents to Character Adjectives
Incidents from the story
Adjectives describing Uncle Podger’s Character
He dropped the picture, hammer and nail.
Careless / Clumsy
He took off his coat and didn’t know that he was sitting on it.
Forgetful
And he would take the rule and measure again, and find that he wanted half of thirty one and three-eighths inches from the corner and would try to do it in his head, and go mad
Impatient / Disorganized
He shouted at all the children for not being able to find the coat when he was sitting on it himself.
Blames others
He sent the maid to get nails without telling what size.
Disorganized
He said even a cat can find things that his family cannot.
Blames others
Task: Read the incidents in the table and pick out adjectives from the box to describe Uncle Podger: (disorganized, forgetful, blames others, careless, clumsy, impatient).
a. A new picture would come and would be standing in the drawing room, waiting to be put up.
hung
b. And then he would take off his coat and begin.
remove
c. You can’t find a coat that I put down not five minutes ago.
placed / kept
d. We would have to go down on our knees and look for it.
search
e. I never came across such people in my whole life.
met / encountered
f. Oh, you can give it up, I found it all by myself.
stop / abandon
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(Rule Note: Use ‘would’ for past repeated actions if past time frame is established first. Use ‘used to’ for past states like live, be, love, know, have, or if stative verbs are used. If both are possible for actions, use ‘would’.)
When I was a child, my father would pick me up and throw me in the air. I used to love it.
My uncle used to have a bicycle, when I was young. He would take me for a ride.
For years, I used to be afraid of ghosts, as my grandmother would tell me stories of them every night.
I used to become Krishna during Janmastami every year in childhood, and every year I would break the matki.
I used to know many songs as a child, so my friends would ask me to sing every time we worked in the fields.
When I was five, I used to be able to do incredible stunts. I would climb every tree in the neighbourhood and swing like a monkey.
Shahila: Hey guys, how about making biryani on Friday?
Shabana: Hmm, I’m not sure if biryani is such a good idea…
Rajiv: But you used to love biryani? What happened? I remember that we would eat lots of it when your mother would make it for Eid.
Shabana: I still do. But yesterday we had some, and…
Rajiv: OK, I see. Well, then I have a better idea. Let’s have a potluck party. I will prepare some cabbage curry, the way mom used to do it. I used to like it a lot when I was a kid. And Shabana can make some fried rice.
Shahila: Really? I used to hate cabbage when I was a child. But now I like it. Maybe I can prepare some kheer.
Text from Appendix-I: Ram Lal losing his sports kit bag and talking to the teacher in-charge of ‘Lost and Found’.
Notice Board Completion Task:
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NOTICE
LOST! LOST! LOST!
Dear Friends,
I have lost my cricket kit bag in the school playground yesterday evening. It is a large red and black Nike bag with a wheeler. It is torn at the left-hand corner and has two outside pockets containing some money and a new pen.
If anyone has found it, please hand it over to the Lost and Found room or contact the undersigned.
(Linkers: first, then, next, after that, also, finally)
Completed Paragraph:
Uncle Podger made a lot of mistakes while trying to hang the picture. First, he lifted up the picture and dropped it, cutting his finger on the broken glass. Then, while searching for his handkerchief in his coat pocket, he realized he was sitting on the coat himself. Next, he dropped the nail on the floor and made everyone search for it on their knees. After that, he lost the hammer and forgot the mark he had made on the wall. He also slipped while measuring the spot with a bit of string and fell heavily onto the piano keys. Finally, after smashing his thumb with the hammer, he managed to hang the picture late at night, crooked and insecure.
Practice Exercise – II (Unit Practice Exercise – Link Unit: Humour)
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Practice Exercise – II (Unit Practice Exercise – Link Unit: Humour)
Part 1
Extract Questions from “The Never-Never Nest”
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Extract Questions from “The Never-Never Nest”
How much does Jack earn? How much does he pay towards each instalment?
Answer: Jack earns six pounds a week. His total weekly installments come to seven pounds, eight shillings, and eight pence.
How does Jack manage to pay each instalment?
Answer: Jack manages to pay the excess amount by taking loans from a finance company called Thrift and Providence Trust Corporation.
Does Aunt Jane like the way Jack manages his money?
Answer: No, Aunt Jane completely dislikes Jack’s financial management and considers it absurd, shocking, and reckless.
Why doesn’t Aunt Jane want to travel by car?
Answer: Aunt Jane refuses to travel by car because Jack does not fully own it; only one tyre and two cylinders belong to him, while the rest belongs to the finance company.
How did Jill and Jack feel when Aunt Jane gave them a gift of money?
Answer: Jill and Jack felt delighted, surprised, and slightly awkward when Aunt Jane handed them a ten-pound cheque.
Aunt Jane gives Jack a cheque so that he can pay off one of his instalments. Jack will have to check whether he is now spending less than he earns.
Aunt Jane says that Jack’s car has only one tyre because he does not own it completely. If Jack continues to buy things on instalments, the burden of the loan is certainly going to tire him.
Aunt Jane wants Jack to live in peace. She does not want him to own just a piece of the things he buys.
A woman went inside a shop and said to the man behind the counter, “Why are the signs in your shop window full of spelling and grammatical mistakes?” The man replied, “So that people think that I’m a fool and come inside expecting to get the best of me. Since I put up those signs, business has boomed.”
Passage ii:
A man walking along the road said to a woman working in a field, “Excuse me, how long will it take to get to the next village?” The woman didn’t answer, so the man kept walking. He hadnтАЩt gone far when he heard the woman call out, “It’ll take you about 30 minutes.” “Why didn’t you tell me when I asked you?” asked the surprised man. The woman replied, “Then I didn’t know how fast you were going to walk, did I?”
Passage iii:
Hari walked into a pet shop and asked the shop owner if he could buy the following items: 391 beetles, 17 mice, and 10 cockroaches. The shop owner said, “I’m sorry sir, but we can only supply the mice. Why do you want all these creatures?” “I have been asked to vacate my flat,” said the young man, “and my landlord says that I must leave the place exactly as I found it!”
Passage iv:
Aunt Jane: Good heavens! And how much do you earn?
Jack: As a matter of fact – er – that is – six pounds.
Aunt Jane: But that’s absurd! How can you pay seven pounds eight and eight pence out of six pounds?
Role Play Conversation (Nasruddin and his Friends)
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Role Play Conversation (Nasruddin and his Friends)
Context: Practice the dialogue of Nasruddin boasting about his archery skills and defending his missed targets until he finally hits the bullseye by luck.
Subject: Application for Housing Loan of Rs. 20 Lacs.
Respected Sir,
I wish to apply for a housing loan of Rs. 20 Lacs to purchase a 2-BHK residential flat located at Green Valley Society, Telibandha, Raipur. The total cost of the flat is Rs. 25 Lacs, and I am ready to contribute Rs. 5 Lacs as my margin money.
I am currently working as a Senior Accountant in a private firm with a stable monthly income of Rs. 65,000. All required documents, including salary certificates, property details, income tax returns, and identity proofs, are enclosed with this application.
Kindly sanction the loan amount at your earliest convenience.
“Whosever room this is should be ashamed! / His underwear is hanging on the lamp. / His raincoat is there in the overstuffed chair, / And the chair is becoming quite mucky and damp. / His workbook is wedged in the window, / His sweater’s been thrown on the floor. / His scarf and one ski are beneath the TV, / And his pants have been carelessly hung on the door.”
Comprehension Questions & Answers:
i. Pick out the line(s) that indicate(s) the season.
Answer: The lines indicating the winter/rainy season are: “His raincoat is there in the overstuffed chair, And the chair is becoming quite mucky and damp” and “His scarf and one ski are beneath the TV”.
ii. What is wrong with the chair?
Answer: The chair is overstuffed with clothes, and it is becoming mucky and damp because of the wet raincoat kept on it.
iii. What do these lines suggest about the character of the person who owns the room?
Answer: These lines suggest that the person owning the room is extremely careless, messy, disorganized, lazy, and untidy.
iv. Make a list of the clothes mentioned in the poem.
vi. What does the word ‘messy’ suggest? Think of some other situations where you may use this word.
Answer: The word ‘messy’ suggests untidiness, confusion, and lack of cleanliness. It can be used for a messy desk, messy hair, a messy handwriting, or a messy situation.